Yeah so I met this guy once and then I was asked to roast him and desperate for stage time I said “Absolutely”. His name is Mr.Purple but when I’m done roasting his name will me Mr.Tears. WHATEVER these descriptions can’t all be winners and I’m in a hurry like how many energy drinks and/or drugs am I ganna have to consume to make this San Diego trip work. It’s crazy! Btw seriously I know no one reads these descriptions so I just blog openly now apparently. Its relaxing. God I’m stressed!