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 Isn’t it beautiful? Please don’t make me go extinct like the dinosaurs.

Isn’t it beautiful? Please don’t make me go extinct like the dinosaurs.


I did it! The Update nobody but me wants to see!

After four long years of procrastination and realization of the actual usefulness of the website I've decided to add a feature that will increase the amount of guilt of the sites users which I hope spurs some dollars to come my way. Thats right baby we got a donation button! But there aren't marketing managers, suits or a staff. Just me and every dollar goes towards the Squarespace annual charge of $192 and as soon as I hit that goal I'll disable the button until next billing cycle. All donors will remain anonymous unless requested via Twitter or Email (  

If you have a certain profile you want to link out to let me know. Or any request in general. I’m kinda a whore for money.

I'll update you on how close I get. So today the button was born on (6/13/2018) and I had two early backers.

Currently at $85/$192

Mom: $20 (Thanks & love ya Mom)

Dad: $1 (Thanks for believing in me Pops!) 

Girlfriend: "Please stop comedy"

Arizona Lou #1: Want to see Lou LIVE?! He has a website tooooo and has SO many links you’ll go “Wow. Thats ALOT of links” to stuff you didn’t even know about. LOUisms? My favorite out of the…269! Jesus Lou. So prolific. My favorite out of the one I looked at was number 54 which is “Indecision is often worse than the wrong decision - Barnum.” Hey wait. I thought LOUisms were like uhh your OWN words not another persons…nevermind. Thanks for the donation Lou!

Hector G. #2: The "G" stands for g-g-generous! (also Garcia) Hector hails from somewhere in Texas and you can see him hitting the scene allllll week. If you follow him on Snap @hectorgarciajr you can see him uploading absolutely everything in sight. Thanks again for the donation bro!

Ashwin #3: I’ve caught Ashwin running around the scene and from what I’ve seen he’s a funny dude I see at Devils and Woodshed and you can catch him grinding the scene throughout the great state of Arizona.

Anonymous #4: Uh yeah thanks stranger! This guy contacted me via Snapchat after donating and was super nice. I plan to get in contact again if he wants anything in this little paragraph of space.

Donate & Thank you